Observe The “Binary”

Splitting in two: Splitting is necessary, whether it’s a linear equation or an ill-fated marriage. But, I’m telling you don’t split weight, who knows that having few extra pounds of weight might save you from getting kidnapped.

Sometimes, all you need is a perfect tool to split lemon seeds from your delicious “Tomato soup.”

Splitting from those browser tabs which you have had open for a long time, seems emotional. Isn’t it?

Zero & One: The concept of zero & one in computers is fucking awesome as it is the only language that machine understands.
Forgiveness is mandatory.
Still, if you have got beef with someone, then try the binary language.
“01110000 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110100 01101001 01100011 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101110 01110100”
Unless the guy is a geek, he/she won’t understand. (My fellow bloggers will. They are smart.)

Recognize the odd: I’m an observer. I observe many things whenever I’m alone.
** Last time I was in the grocery store, some guy (well-built with a good personality) was taking too much time at the cash counter, a granny yelled, “You better be quick potato-bag.” See, it takes only a few seconds to destroy the illusion that I am a good person.

Odd Thoughts

**All I do is a screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll. Recalling something?

**There is a blogger among us. We all know her. Though, I won’t take a name. The awkward thing is that whenever she comments on other’s posts, she starts mostly with “OK.” It’s quite something I couldn’t ignore.

Odd begins with confusion. A confusion to imprison someone if they do this~ “Image below.”

What should be the punishment for eating banana with ketchup and cheese?

Stable alternative/opposition: We believe that giant tech companies like Microsoft, Google, Apple, Amazon, etc. are rivals.

Truth~ Google pays $12 billion to apple to be IOS’s default search engine.

Many servers of Microsoft are hosted on Amazon Web Services. Blah Blah….

Irrespective of followers & popularity, there will be a person whom you’ll observe and see

him/her as an opposition.

**Think psychologically and you’ll find that drug is the opposite word to Olympics.

What If I tell you that, a member of the Olympic federation once suggested–

“There should be a game where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like damn it, let’s see how high humans can jump”.

Praising Alternatives: Some humans think that they’re worthless and can’t do anything.

Still, ~ they sing songs in the bathroom.

~Provides trees with CO2.

~Stares at the moon.

~Read autobiographies.
~Dance late at night.

Dude/dudeses, what more you need from your body?

Once a 5-year-old at Macdonald said that “If Happy meals are for kids then sad meals must be for elders.” Well, that hurts.

I’m someone that likes to not think too binary about human qualities~ Tessa Thompson

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  1. I am your brainless fellow blogger, my brain got lost looking at the numbers because I am a human being n those numeric is programmed for a computer ha ha! A joyous read Abhi.

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  2. LOL. Love your post. “it takes only a few seconds to destroy the illusion that I am a good person.” It is so true. A person can build up a reputation for years and it can all come down in one second when he or she says something politically incorrect or a long held family secret is revealed. This is life.

    For adding ketchup and cheese, I have to say a lot of Asians growing up in America will put ketchup and cheese on rice, which is something unimaginable for Asians growing up in Asia. LOL.

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  3. If we talk about poetry then I’m your brainless fellow blogger😂.
    Those no are just two sentences in text.
    Thank you, Suma.
    Appreciation is the key to creativity.


  4. Long held family secret! “Son you’re adopted” lol…
    That’s true, haoyando.
    Life is tangled. Not many people gets a second chance.

    Talking about ketchup, I do put some ketchup on “fried” rice.
    Thanks for the appreciation.
    Have a marvelous day ahead!

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  5. All was great and I was lmao till I saw the image of ketchup on banana…it was that bad though (I seen people eating curd with ketchup🤷🏻‍♀️)
    Also I ain’t that smart to be able to understand binary 😂

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  6. Yip, there are much more bad combinations than these.
    Binary is just computer understandable language.
    In case you wanna mock someone without letting them know, turn text into binary.
    Thanks Khushi. Glad you liked this post.

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  7. I recently started studying law(for entrances) so in case I wanna mock someone, I just turn to some weird legal terms!
    Binary would be much more fun though.
    You’re welcome. I really enjoyed the post.

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  8. 💜 Hmmm, no mention of Trinary, 0,1,2 or 0,-1,-2 EveryOne; some of us think we know more than we do and lack wisdom


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  9. 💜 This is How a Dictator Grows and Develops EveryOne, watch out for this one; by withholding information and “wisdom” SupaSoulSis, who ARE YOU!!! To Decide who “Understands” and who Doesn’t, Give Them The FUCKING!!! “wisdom” then Let Them Decide or Continue YOUR!!! Dictatorial, Arrogant, Aloof Behaviour until YOU!!! ARE Rightly Toppled


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  10. 💜 Trinary; the Beauty of UnCertain Quantum Computing and The Secrets ARE YOURS!!! To Be Had EveryOne, if YOU!!! ARE WORTHY…


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  11. OK (Just kidding! It’s not me! I promise!) Nope. I am not a computer and therefore do not understand binary code. Thanks for the laughs, though! 😁

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  12. 💜 Basically Pun (Intended) EveryOne; in Quantum Computing (Trinary) 0=Off, 1=On, 2=WTF (What The Fuck)…having said that perhaps Quantum Computing is already here; so hands up all those whose electronics have NEVER!!! Behaved Strangely, the obvious being crashes, freezes, random deletions, apps closing when plenty of resources are available et al


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  13. Once a 5-year-old at Macdonald said that “If Happy meals are for kids then sad meals must be for elders.” Well, that hurts.
    I love the witty you. 😂

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  14. Thanks, Tarveen. This was my first post which was completely funny.
    I always try to put some dose of humor in my every post so that readers don’t feel like 5th graders reading an essay.

    And yeah, about the banana, it was eaten.

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  15. 😂 Banana with cheese and ketchup! Seriously, did you try that!?

    But true, everything can’t just be binary. Great lighthearted post, Tanishq!

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  16. I haven’t yet.
    But someday. We never know. 😂
    Only thing I don’t want from this life is the experience listed in this post. 😵
    Thanks for your appreciation, Anisha.


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