Splitting in two: Splitting is necessary, whether it’s a linear equation or an ill-fated marriage. But, I’m telling you don’t split weight, who knows that having few extra pounds of weight might save you from getting kidnapped.
Sometimes, all you need is a perfect tool to split lemon seeds from your delicious “Tomato soup.”
Splitting from those browser tabs which you have had open for a long time, seems emotional. Isn’t it?
Zero & One: The concept of zero & one in computers is fucking awesome as it is the only language that machine understands.
Forgiveness is mandatory.
Still, if you have got beef with someone, then try the binary language.
“01110000 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110100 01101001 01100011 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101110 01110100”
Unless the guy is a geek, he/she won’t understand. (My fellow bloggers will. They are smart.)
Recognize the odd: I’m an observer. I observe many things whenever I’m alone.
** Last time I was in the grocery store, some guy (well-built with a good personality) was taking too much time at the cash counter, a granny yelled, “You better be quick potato-bag.” See, it takes only a few seconds to destroy the illusion that I am a good person.

**All I do is a screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll. Recalling something?
**There is a blogger among us. We all know her. Though, I won’t take a name. The awkward thing is that whenever she comments on other’s posts, she starts mostly with “OK.” It’s quite something I couldn’t ignore.
Odd begins with confusion. A confusion to imprison someone if they do this~ “Image below.”

Stable alternative/opposition: We believe that giant tech companies like Microsoft, Google, Apple, Amazon, etc. are rivals.
Truth~ Google pays $12 billion to apple to be IOS’s default search engine.
Many servers of Microsoft are hosted on Amazon Web Services. Blah Blah….
Irrespective of followers & popularity, there will be a person whom you’ll observe and see
him/her as an opposition.
**Think psychologically and you’ll find that drug is the opposite word to Olympics.
What If I tell you that, a member of the Olympic federation once suggested–
“There should be a game where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like damn it, let’s see how high humans can jump”.
Praising Alternatives: Some humans think that they’re worthless and can’t do anything.
Still, ~ they sing songs in the bathroom.
~Provides trees with CO2.
~Stares at the moon.
~Read autobiographies.
~Dance late at night.
Dude/dudeses, what more you need from your body?
Once a 5-year-old at Macdonald said that “If Happy meals are for kids then sad meals must be for elders.” Well, that hurts.
I’m someone that likes to not think too binary about human qualities~ Tessa Thompson
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Haha you got some valid hilarious points 🤔🤔🤣🤣
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😂 Thanks @vani.
Have a good day ahead!
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Nice sharing bro
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😅😅 Nice one, I enjoyed it.
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Much appreciated Joanne!
Tried something new….
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I am your brainless fellow blogger, my brain got lost looking at the numbers because I am a human being n those numeric is programmed for a computer ha ha! A joyous read Abhi.
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Goodness you crack me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Best appreciation
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Thanks buddy!
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LOL. Love your post. “it takes only a few seconds to destroy the illusion that I am a good person.” It is so true. A person can build up a reputation for years and it can all come down in one second when he or she says something politically incorrect or a long held family secret is revealed. This is life.
For adding ketchup and cheese, I have to say a lot of Asians growing up in America will put ketchup and cheese on rice, which is something unimaginable for Asians growing up in Asia. LOL.
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If we talk about poetry then I’m your brainless fellow blogger😂.
Those no are just two sentences in text.
Thank you, Suma.
Appreciation is the key to creativity.
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Nope, you’re not that person. 😂
Whoever she is, she hasn’t reacted to this post yet.
So, what exactly you think I revealed?
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Thanks buddy!
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Long held family secret! “Son you’re adopted” lol…
That’s true, haoyando.
Life is tangled. Not many people gets a second chance.
Talking about ketchup, I do put some ketchup on “fried” rice.
Thanks for the appreciation.
Have a marvelous day ahead!
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Ha ha! We both are brainless that’s what wp made us to be connected here to support each other. My pleasure to read you Abhi.
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All was great and I was lmao till I saw the image of ketchup on banana…it was that bad though (I seen people eating curd with ketchup🤷🏻♀️)
Also I ain’t that smart to be able to understand binary 😂
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Yip, there are much more bad combinations than these.
Binary is just computer understandable language.
In case you wanna mock someone without letting them know, turn text into binary.
Thanks Khushi. Glad you liked this post.
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I recently started studying law(for entrances) so in case I wanna mock someone, I just turn to some weird legal terms!
Binary would be much more fun though.
You’re welcome. I really enjoyed the post.
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Law is quite fun in its own manner.
From now on I’ll take extra time to decode what type of message my LLB cousin has sent me. Thanks for the heads up!
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Yes law seems fun.
Good luck with decoding those messages!
You’re always welcome!
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💜 Hmmm, no mention of Trinary, 0,1,2 or 0,-1,-2 EveryOne; some of us think we know more than we do and lack wisdom
…💛💚💙…
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No point of lacking wisdom just because of non-inclusion of things that others won’t understand.
Cheers!
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💜 This is How a Dictator Grows and Develops EveryOne, watch out for this one; by withholding information and “wisdom” SupaSoulSis, who ARE YOU!!! To Decide who “Understands” and who Doesn’t, Give Them The FUCKING!!! “wisdom” then Let Them Decide or Continue YOUR!!! Dictatorial, Arrogant, Aloof Behaviour until YOU!!! ARE Rightly Toppled
…💛💚💙…
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🤣🤣🤣 that was a journey!
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~ Google pays $12 billion to apple to be IOS’s default search engine. it should the other way around and you have got fact and a hialrious fun post
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Indeed!
Complicated one of-course.😂
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Thanks for the appreciation buddy.
Looking forward to explore your blogs.
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Humorous yet thoughtfully written.👏🙂
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Thanks @Gayatri. Much appreciated.
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Enjoyed the post…. Well knitted with humour and facts …
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you are welcome
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Thank you, Aanchal.
Humour with facts indeed, is quite a combination.
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💜 Trinary; the Beauty of UnCertain Quantum Computing and The Secrets ARE YOURS!!! To Be Had EveryOne, if YOU!!! ARE WORTHY…
…💛💚💙…
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Nice sharing
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Hehehe this was a fun and informative post. Wonderful.
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Great post 😅
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Thanks Kritika.
Much appreciated.
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Haha, thanks buddy.
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You’re welcome 😉
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Welcome 🙂
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I like the way you jump around to different topics in a strange way. Sort of like George Carlin once did.
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Did some research on who George Carlin was. Comedian & actor.
U see, every heading in bold is related to binary no property(Most of it)
Thanks for your views.
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OK, (lol). You should definitely do your own stand-up comedy. This is good stuff!
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Thanks for the appreciation buddy. Coming to stand-up, I won’t be too sure about that as many of comedians are getting imprisoned in my country🤷♂️😜
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Yes to not wanting to split from those browser tabs (gosh, I wonder how many I have open now?!)😳
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Yeah! Mostly I observe this when I’m doing a college project. Lol…
Thanks for passing by.
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OK (Just kidding! It’s not me! I promise!) Nope. I am not a computer and therefore do not understand binary code. Thanks for the laughs, though! 😁
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😀 You analyse the whole situation just by your comment.
Thanks for the appreciation, Rita.
Have a wonderful day ahead.
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Beautiful post
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I love this post. That grocery-store lady is my hero.
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Granny seems to be in a hurry. Don’t make her wait lol…
Thanks for the appreciation.
Have a good day ahead.
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I really enjoyed this post. Thank you
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Thanks, Marla. Much appreciated.
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You’re welcome
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💜 Basically Pun (Intended) EveryOne; in Quantum Computing (Trinary) 0=Off, 1=On, 2=WTF (What The Fuck)…having said that perhaps Quantum Computing is already here; so hands up all those whose electronics have NEVER!!! Behaved Strangely, the obvious being crashes, freezes, random deletions, apps closing when plenty of resources are available et al
…💛💚💙…
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Cool! They’re interesting. 😆
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Thanks, Sara.
Glad you liked It.
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I’m writing a blog as well. It would be grateful if you could drop in there.
https://mystorytellings.com
Thanks a lot. ❤️
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Once a 5-year-old at Macdonald said that “If Happy meals are for kids then sad meals must be for elders.” Well, that hurts.
I love the witty you. 😂
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She doesn’t have time to waste!
Thanks. You too!
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Brilliant sharing. Your posts are fun and insightful, start to finish. And was the banana peel also being eaten?
Okkaayyyy…
Great job! 🙂
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😂Well, what can I say about the witty me… I was at McDonalds while writing this post…
Thank you. Glad you liked it.
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Thanks, Tarveen. This was my first post which was completely funny.
I always try to put some dose of humor in my every post so that readers don’t feel like 5th graders reading an essay.
And yeah, about the banana, it was eaten.
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Really enjoyed reading this… 🙂 😛
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Hmm. Thanks a ton.
Hope you’ll try that banana thing.. lol
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Lol… sure… 🙂 😛
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Yes I went looking for ok.
You of course had some obliging readers!
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😂 Banana with cheese and ketchup! Seriously, did you try that!?
But true, everything can’t just be binary. Great lighthearted post, Tanishq!
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I haven’t yet.
But someday. We never know. 😂
Only thing I don’t want from this life is the experience listed in this post. 😵
Thanks for your appreciation, Anisha.
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& I’m grateful for that.
Thanks for passing by.
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Very interesting post!
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Thanks, Pooja😀
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